Don't try this a--actually, try this at home if it seems wise to you.
(I hope my American readers enjoyed their Thanksgivings. I'm thankful for my mad cooking skillz my readers and people who plug this odd speculation online and leave hilarious and/or insightful comments (which, so far, have contained ZERO trolling, which has to be some kind of record) and written and drawn stuff based on it, and talked politics with civility and knowledge. You guys rock as much as a quarry.
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well, even though you don't always seem to spread the joy to your characters. Although I do suppose that onions are immune to the five second rule. Happy Thanksgiving, starving bandit kid!