Don't sass the Minister of Defense, nerd.
Also, have some Valentines for your enemi--er, yeah:
Bar is definately joining Brest, Bender and Batman on my list of 'funny place names that start with the letter "B"'.
If they decide to send troops to Bar, I hope they give very specific commands, or they'll end up with lots of drunken soldiers! :D
I'm delighted that you *have* this list. (For me, anything with "Bad" in the name gets me -- apologies to my German-speaking readers. :P )
Even worse/better, I don't think Ukrainian has an article adjective, so you can't even say "Bar! Not THE bar!"