(He's listening to "Shot through the heart" by Bon Jovi, btw.)
Aaaaaieeee that's cutting it TOO close!
Don't you hate it when violent people don't turn up their Walkmans (Walkmen? what the heck is the plural?) to ear-damaging levels?
We are witnessing the birth of a new sport: Ukrainian baseball!
♪♫♬ Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks/and I don't care if I never come back...♪♫♬
Wait, that got appropriately sinister real fast.
And now? what NOW????
*inks like mad*