And here's an Internet Present from a reader. I think this deserves a chastushka in its honor:
If all the wars were fought with pies
With waterguns for drink
If the only ills were sugar highs
What would the people think?
And especially if you're like Yana and you've always been able at least to some extent count on your physical abilities to get you out of tight spots, being suddenly disabled (however temporarily) has gotta be ... YIKE.