Really like you're dialogue and you've obviously done your research, keep it going!
Thanks--I love me some good research!
Oh my...I'm getting hungfry just by readuing this. Dreaming of some trash... cooking leather. hard!
I'm firmly convinced anything is edible with enough melted cheese. But for that, you need cheese.
Right. Melted Cheese makes everything tasty!
Were these hand drawn and scanned into the computer?
Yep -- the later pages get better, but it's traditional (with a little bit of digital help) right through.